Now then!!   Take a look around, we have lots of things to offer.

Look at the picture above, this could be you if you enter our competition. All you have to do is send us an E-Mail and give us the best chat up line that you would give the member of the opposite sex, and send it to:-

[email protected]
Or:-
[email protected]

Offer closes soon so get writing,
GOOD LUCK!!!
We will be running a different competition every month.

This might seem like a bit of a dumb question but who thinks that school is boring?  Thought so, everyone.
Here are Gaz's top 5 ways to enjoy school more:-
1. Pick the classes with the softest teachers and sit and talk to your mates all lesson.
2. Sit with your mate at the table next to the biggest swat in you class and take the mick out of him all lesson.
3. Send saucy letters to the uglyest girl in the class and say that it was from one of your mates.
4. Drink half a bottle of Vodka on the way to school.
5. Don't go in the first place.